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Nobody ever talks about the upside of drugs. “Sleep wherever you want” for instance, might be a selling point. Unknown More

Everyone in Winter: “Im over this cold snow BS.” Everyone now in Summer: “Are these mountains every gonna turn blue?!?!” Unknown More

Why does it look like my 3 year old daughter made this grocery list? Unknown More

Because sometimes it’s difficult to show everyone how obnoxious you are as a person when you’re just casually shopping. Unknown More

I’m not sure anybody has parenting down perfectly, but I can definitely show you examples of parents who most certainly are at the bottom of the bell curve. Unknown More

Listen creeper, you don’t have to be on our website or inside an actual Walmart very long to know that you might get more than you bargained for when peaking up a dress. Read the story here » Unknown More

Oh you nasty Miss America. Part of me hopes you’re drinking that pickle juice because you’re pregnant, but then I see the Bud Light and that makes me worried you’re just gross as hell. Oh well, that’s what makes this America right? Bunch of freaks we are. Unknown More

Snickers, feel free to use this on your next advertising campaign. Magazines, billboards, whatever. Nails it for you free of charge. Unknown More

Listen bud, we all miss football. But those weekend tailgates will be back before you know it. Chin up partner. West Virginia More

Time is money and this boss lady is wheeling circles around you fools. Unknown More

I’ve changed enough diapers to see what type of evil comes out of those tiny little babies. The devil is already there my friend. Unknown More

Congratulations to Walmart for having another baby! Can’t wait to see if this one grows into a regular Walmart or a hipster Walmarket or maybe even a Super Walmart! Unknown More