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A Red Flag
Whether it’s heritage or hate, you still look like a jackass parading around the deli section with your Confederate flag. Indiana More
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in Colorado, Featured Creature, Funny, RandomGood With The Bad
– Bad news: Whatever you did with that Jimmy Cap in a Walmart bathroom is absolutely disgusting and you nasty. – Good news: The type of person that would use a condom in a Walmart bathroom isn’t procreating. Colorado More
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Sleepy Time
For argument’s sake lets go ahead and assume it’s perfectly natural to want to just lay down and catch a few zzzz’s in the middle of shopping at Walmart. Why not go over to the pillow aisle instead of resting on a towel next to a pair of Sketchers? Mississippi More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Random, VirginiaPoor Keith
Way to go Keith! Way to suck at life person who decorates cakes at Walmart that clearly never passed the “stay within the lines” test at Elementary school. On a side note, I wonder if that turns your poo green like the Halloween Whopper? Virginia More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, RandomWhat Happened Here?!
For those times when the jars break but those green gloves turn you on. Unknown More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, RandomCashing Out
You see a Walmart Halloween prank. I see an accurate depiction of every Walmart cashier I’ve ever dealt with. Unknown More
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Cotton-Headed Ninny-Muggins
Not quite the cottonmouth your buddies probably had in mind, but you do you buddy. Connecticut More
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in Colorado, Featured Creature, Funny, RandomLooks Legit
Hell yes I’ll buy that ziplock baggie full of Sour Patch Kids. No reason for concern here. In fact it will make it easier for me when I pass out loose unwrapped candy to all the neighborhood kids for Halloween. Colorado More
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in Accidents?, Animals, Funny, Iowa, RandomOh Horse Sh*t!
Just a big ol’ pile of horse dookie in the middle of Walmart. Nice going Iowa, you were doing a great job of flying under the radar but you just had to go on and screw up. Looking like a bunch of horses asses now huh? Figuratively and literally. Iowa More
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Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
I get that a writer’s job is to tell the story and they have word counts to hit but I really think the author of this article could have just summed it all up by saying “piece of shit mother arrested for doing piece of shit mother things”. Read the article of this mother using […] More
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