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When our children grow up and have tiny microchips implanted in them or something else cool I hope this picture is still around so they can see how ridiculous we looked when we all thought it would be a good idea to start increasing the size of our phones again. Texas More
Trying to get that….beer money? Right? Because he’s turning in his coins. From his beer bottle piggy bank. That an adult probably shouldn’t own by the way. But still. Beer Money? Right? Hilarious. I crack myself up no matter what you people say. Texas More
I think this might be the first time I truly understand Sisqo’s thong song. She got them dumps like a truck so literal they had to put a license plate on it. Missouri More
You can call me sick and demented but I love seeing hoverboards because I’m hoping to watch someone eat shit on one or it catch fire. Like, I’m not even trying to hide it anymore. I’m straight up blatant about it. Like NASCAR people there to see the wrecks. I want carnage because you’re stupid and […] More
Listen pal, we drew a line at not letting certain animals into Walmart. Now if you had to guess, which side of the line do you think skunks would fall? New Jersey More
C’mon now! This is an arrestable offense these days? Who hasn’t pissed all over themselves in public while shoving trout in their pants? This is still America last time I checked. “CLARKSVILLE, Tenn. — A Clarksville man was arrested Wednesday after he urinated in Wal-Mart while trying to put a package of trout in his […] More
I’m over my own confusion and now I just want to see what’s about to go down with a stuffed unicorn and a mannequin torso. Questions I won’t have answered that will ultimately cause my early aneurysm. Illinois More
Smart move old timer, Valentine’s Day is coming up and you don’t want that unexpected baby mama drama at the nursing home in 9 months. Unknown More
Sometimes you just get too turnt up at Walmart and the crash is real and it comes hard. New York More
I can’t tell if you’re just back there taking a nap or if you’re just one more piece of the crap they’ve got loaded back there. Massachusetts More
You ever find a deal so damn good you just lost all control of your bowels? Unknown More
