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in Accidents?, Funny, Missouri, RandomCaution: Wet Floor
Maybe instead of treating it like a crime scene and waiting for your forensic team to show up, you could just pick the shit up and get it out of the aisle. Just a thought. Missouri More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, RandomAre We Done Yet?
You’re not alone bud, this is how we all feel when we need to go to Walmart for shampoo and Little Debbie Oatmeal Pies while battling 75 carts along the way. Pennsylvania More
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Undercover Lover
Listen everyone, we love getting pictures from you guys while you’re at Walmart, but this isn’t a sting operation; you don’t have to go deep undercover stealth mode to get a picture of someone with the ass cheeks hanging out. California More
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in Featured Creature, Florida, Funny, RandomToo Damn Literal
Cute ottoman you’ve got at home, but my man’s leg rest couldn’t be any more literal if you tried. Take that bitches. Keep doing you my friend. Florida More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Georgia, Random, VehiclesMasked Man
Okie dokie, nice and creepy for everyone. Nothing like a muscular mannequin to give me the heebie jeebies today. Georgia More
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Less Efficient
For real Walmart? Is this a thing now? This is now twice I’ve seen this BS. You literally have 3 employees standing there, how about we open up more lanes? You’re a multi-billion dollar company, how hasn’t anybody thought of that solution yet? Tennessee More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, RandomHere’s Your Sign
Here is a novel idea, instead of standing there with a big arrow, how about you jump up on one of the other 77 empty registers and start checking people out? Then the lines will be even shorter! Unknown More
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in Animals, Featured Creature, Florida, Funny, RandomTaco Hell To Pay
I’m gonna start feeding that bird some Taco Bell so you get some serious shit on your back. Maybe even blow some holes through your shirt. Stop bringing your stupid birds into Walmart. Thank you. Florida More
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In The News: Dumpster Diving
Nothing says romance quite like banging it out next to a Walmart dumpster… “After a man and a woman were caught having sex in a vehicle behind a Walmart on Sullivan Road in Central, the couple was arrested and both were charged with obscenity, according to the East Baton Rouge Parish Sheriff’s Office. According to […] More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, RandomThe Ripper
I’m almost certain the man who took this picture had his dick ripped off seconds later. In fact, I’m sorta thinking anyone who makes eye contact with her gets their dick ripped off. Like a dick-ripping Madusa. Unknown More
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in Colorado, Featured Creature, Funny, RandomAlong For The Ride
This is like the climactic chase scene in every shoot-em-up movie. I’m just waiting for this kid to make his move and go in for the kill. Colorado More
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