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The Biker
I recommend the one with the 12″ purple dildo on it. Give it a try. Unknown More
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Because I Got High
When you smoked so much weed in your life that you are scouring the basil and parsley at Walmart to roll up into your next fat blunt… North Carolina More
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in Animals, Featured Creature, Funny, Ohio, RandomSmell E. Pig
Awww it’s a little piggy. I bet you named him something adorable like Hamlet or Chris P. Bacon. So cute, now do me a favor and get it the f*ck out of here because this is a store and not a farm. I will not think twice about cooking up some ham & eggs right […] More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Iowa, RandomThe Shaving
Things I appreciate – proper hygiene. Things I don’t appreciate – you practicing your hygiene in public around my food. Iowa More
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Caulk Talk
Like you really needed a mouth full of caulk for us to think you’re weird. I thought that Marilyn Manson look was over and done with by now. California More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, New York, RandomThat’s My Jam
Doesn’t matter where you’re at, when your song comes on, your song comes on. New York More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Kentucky, RandomBanana Pads
Okay, going old school traditional with your shopping methods. Taking it back to the village days where for whatever reason they be carrying shit on their heads. I never understood it, but then again I complain when I underestimate my list and go in without grabbing a cart, so what do I know. Kentucky More
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Bathroom Break
I see you shit all over the place…just like your college basketball team did to my bracket this year. Michigan More
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in Featured Creature, Florida, Funny, RandomKick Back & Chill
Bitch, it’s the weekend. I’m gonna kick my feet up and relax no matter where my wife drags me to. Florida More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, RandomPause For The Cause
Okay, I think we can all agree to chip in a little for that. At least we’ll finally we know our money is going to a good cause. Unknown More
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in Animals, Featured Creature, Florida, Funny, RandomLizzy
The only question here is why? I honest to goodness can’t think of a single reason why you need your iguana, lizard whatever-the-hell-it-is in Walmart with you. Not even a half assed poor excuse to offer up. Just stop being freaking weird. Florida More
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