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Walmart Protocol
Anybody wanna take a stab at where Ballie is at? #ThatWalmartLife Unknown More
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in Featured Creature, Florida, Funny, RandomBags of Sh*t In 2016
You’re gonna need a big bag to put those in if you plan on lighting them on fire on someone’s porch. Which would be epic by the way, so you go girl!!! Florida More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, RandomPumpkin Flavored Errrythang
White girls everywhere like….Fall is coming. Unknown More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Random#Harambe
It’s too late Walmart. Harambe is already dead. RIP Harambe. Unknown More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Kentucky, RandomSale! Sale! Sale!
Listen folks, this isn’t your regular run-of-the-mill bullshit yard sale. This is the most epic mother-effin yard sale in the history of yard sales. Hell, this bad mama-jama spans 2 whole days! So get your green 1991 minivan or your 1989 pickup truck, park it right in the middle of their neighbors driveways so they […] More
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Counting On
Reason #64 on why the lines are soooooo damn long at Walmart. Mississippi More
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When You Gotta Go…
It’s nice being able to capture laziness. It’s surprisingly a difficult thing to do what with the total lack of effort on people’s part to pull it off. But here we can clearly see someone way too lazy to walk into a 24 hour store and use their restrooms. Magnificent! California More
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Larger Than Life
I don’t know if you’ve heard, but he is kind of a big deal. People know him. He’s very important. He has many leather-bound books and his apartment smells of rich mahogany. Indiana More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Ohio, RandomRoll One Up
So the glass door containing pizza rolls is broken at Walmart. If this story doesn’t start with “So these drunk people or these stoners came into the store at 2:30 am” then I’m not sure I’ll actually believe the horseshit story you try to tell me. Ohio More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, RandomFriday Night Out
Millennials…something, something, something….lazy, entitled….something something…worst generation ever….Yada yada yada. You get that picture. Unknown More
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Bad Ronald
HEY! HEY! No! That’s bad. I don’t care what Ronald tells you to do, you get your hand off his McNuggets! California More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, RandomDong Bong
Smoking some weed in public out of a cock shaped bowl. Clearly stupidity doesn’t discriminate based on gender, so that’s a step forward. Unknown More
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