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Warning: Objects in mirror are smaller than they appear. Unknown More
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Y’all worried about that kid buried alive in the shopping cart and I’m more curious about when it was Shasta went and got its doctorate?!?! Unknown More
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Walmart didn’t get that big for nothing. At a price point of $7.97 that is going to sell out fast!!! Online More
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“Hey, why do you always freak out when someone brings a pet into Walmart?” – I don’t know, maybe because I don’t want to pull a hammy on some pig shit. Just a thought. California More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Random, TexasThe Ice Box
I feel like this is just the adult version of kids getting stuck in the crane games when they crawl up to get the prize. Texas More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Random#FakeElvis
Really? Still in 2017 we have Elvis impersonators? I wouldn’t stop my shopping for the real Elvis let alone some guy dressed like Elvis from the 60’s. Unknown More
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in Animals, Featured Creature, Funny, RandomNot Pussyfooting Around
Ohhh no, this is gonna turn out real ugly when I turn the microwave on. Sorry PETA. Unknown More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, RandomDino-mite!
Kinda wanna see a Walmart employee pull a Chris Pratt in Jurassic Park and tame these wild dinosaurs with his alpha dominance stance. Unknown More
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Dinner For One
My eyes are in the front pervert! Ohio More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Oregon, RandomHole In One
Basically how I see every customer service rep in my mind anyway. Oregon More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, RandomDirty Bird
It’s unfortunate cakes that don’t have spellcheck and grammar check that automatically shows you that you’re dumb….RIP Old Dirty Bastard. Unknown More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Random, TexasFallen Grapes
Can we all just fucking stop what we’re doing and have a moment of silence please?! Texas More
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