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Double D’s
Say it extra slow for the people! Unknown More
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Tuck & Roll
Anybody else disappointed that she didn’t just tuck that gun up underneath her FUPA? More
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Resting Station
Sometimes you just need to flop it down and give it a little rest. I totally get it. We all have those days. Unknown More
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Back To Dee
Honestly pal, I kinda thought you let a slam dunk “Dee-z nuts” joke slip right through your fingertips. Unknown More
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He’s Just A Little Guy
Just doing a little shopping… Unknown More
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Urine Sample
You’re officially the worst human on Earth. Congratulations, I never want to see you again. Unknown More
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Not Realistic
Oh come on! At least make it realistic. I don’t see one person half-naked huffing glue in that entire scene! Unknown More
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Modern Warfare
Most well behaved child ever in Walmart goes to… Unknown More
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A Spooky Christmas
Ohhh Walmart you son of a bitch. You wanna put Christmas decorations out for sale in August, I’ll complain but keep it to myself. You want to start playing Christmas music over the speakers on Nov. 1st I’ll yammer on about how Thanksgiving gets no respect. But putting up a Christmas tree before Halloween?!?!!? You’ve […] More
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Balancing Act
Never question Mom powers. They exist and there is no way to stop them. Unknown More
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Mid-Afternoon Beej
Sometimes I think we throw the word “slut” around too loosely. Because now I’m in a position like this where I’m literally at a loss for proper words. Unknown More