Party On Dad
Nothing like a strong moral father figure to keep you on the right track in life. Texas More
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#Horsepower
Can’t say I disagree, but I will add this important caveat – It really depends on what “car” you’re putting it in. North Carolina More
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Eat, Chug, Hail
That’s funny, I don’t see any form of proper parenting listed there amongst your priorities. Texas More
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I Spy Four Eyes
It’s much nicer when it rhymes. I somehow don’t feel as bad hearing “f*ck you” from a guy with eyeball tattoos on his neck now. Florida More
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F The F Word
Perhaps you should just stop f*cking entirely. Saying it, thinking it, doing it. Stop it all. Just a thought. Virginia More
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Lack Of Holiday Spirit
You must think very highly of yourself to assume anyone wants any part of your weird beanie hat, checkered shoes and hand that looks more like a poorly drawn penis. Virginia More
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Rude Crude Dude
Well that seems uncalled for. I happen to like my shit and you’re very rude. Illinois More
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Retirement Plan
Rock on old dude. He definitely hit the point of f*ck it and I’m loving it. Colorado More
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Dick, Dick, Head!
If you stare into a mirror and call his name three times apparently he’ll appear and pee all over you. Go ahead and try it, I’ll wait. Texas More
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Feel Free To…
Subtle yet to the point. That’s what I like about you pal. New Jersey More
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Half Empty
He looks like a guy that sees his 40 oz. as half empty instead of half full. New Jersey More
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