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WWIB: F That F’n F

Couple of real f*cking role model type guys we got here. Maybe they can get together and f*ck each other? I don’t know, I’m just f*cking spitballing now. Kentucky More

by luke December 7, 2015, 3:00 pm
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Love Connection

Who needs Tinder when you can just shop at Walmart?!?! Oklahoma More

by luke November 20, 2015, 10:50 am
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Fight For The Cure

I couldn’t have said it any better blowjob. Arizona More

by luke November 12, 2015, 11:30 am
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The Holy Spirit

I don’t think that’s what they mean when people say they can feel Jesus inside them. California More

by luke October 23, 2015, 2:00 pm
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Bite Me

For the first time in my life, I would rather eat a Subway sandwich. So please move out of my way. North Carolina More

by luke October 6, 2015, 11:30 am
in Featured Creature, Funny, Idaho, Profane Shirts, Walmart Fashion

F.B.I.

F*cking Big Indian? The hell does that even mean? Are there really that many large Indians out there that warrants t-shirt production? Do you get badges too? Idaho More

by luke September 22, 2015, 5:00 pm
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Zero

Listen lady, you didn’t need to actually spell it out with your jersey there; the Kid Rock booty shorts already told us you have no f*cks to give. Michigan More

by luke September 14, 2015, 12:08 pm
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Profane Shirts, Walmart Fashion, West Virginia, Who Wears It Better?

I F*cking Love You

I think I found the perfect couple. They would probably have an R rated date, but I’d still like to be a fly on that wall. West Virginia More

by luke August 28, 2015, 11:30 am
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Unnecessary Cursing

Well if that’s your number I’m not impressed. What’s the rule of thumb ladies? Divide their number by 4 and that’s the real amount? California More

by luke July 28, 2015, 2:02 pm
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Running In Dongs

False. Anyone who uses paper bags cannot possibly be “dripping in bitches”. Tennessee More

by luke July 15, 2015, 11:30 am
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Louisiana, Profane Shirts, Walmart Fashion

Limited Edition

Looks like my new invoicing system is going well. Louisiana More

by luke July 2, 2015, 11:30 am
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To The Left

Wish I could swipe left in real life… Unknown More

by luke June 18, 2015, 8:00 am

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