Profane Shirts

Wish I could have been there for that…Not the fucking dogs part, but where you went to a print shop to show them your idea for the shirt you needed to make. Unknown More

Oh, well that is one way to ensure your sobriety. Unknown More

Not sure if this dude is telling us to have sex with midgets or just doesn’t like them. Mixed signals here but I really don’t want to ask him to elaborate either. Unknown More

Looks like I can still get that friendly customer service feel at self-checkout now. Unknown More

Finally all that standing to kneeling to back to standing I’ve done in church has turned out to be good training. “Piece of ass be with you.” “And with your spirit”. Unknown More

I see you have a bit of a sweet tooth. Hope you brought enough for the whole class. Unknown More

Geez Bagel Boss, tone it down a bit. With those stubby arms someone could still get close enough to give you Coronavirus and not get swung on. Unknown More

I hope that’s the truth. I’ll never die. Unknown More

Look at this beta thinking he has the market cornered on asshole wives. Man, you can’t turn into a new aisle at Walmart without running into 3-4 wives that would dropkick your face for giving them a funny look. Unknown More

Well shit, with solid argument foundations like this one, I’m not sure why we even need to elect politicians. Get this man in the Senate right now. Unknown More

Personally I think “only the good die young” is a more eloquent way of putting it, but I suppose you get to the same endpoint. Unknown More