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Dammit. I was hoping to get the “skinned my first animal” set for my kid, but I guess little pyro will have to do this Christmas. Unknown More

Don’t forget to grab your favorite companion, man or beast, and your favorite box of crayons to go to town on the official People Of Walmart Coloring Book. The only difficult part is staying in the lines as you’re laughing so hard. Get yours here » Unknown More

Me rolling back into work today after my 3 day long American-fueled weekend. Unknown More

Wowzers! How bad is your eyesight that you need a bird’s eye view of some new glasses? Unknown More

Well obviously I’m not going to condone this type of behavior. But, if you are going to be a giant piece of shit, I’ll give you credit for product placement. Unknown More

They got a whole farm?!?! I mean, even with all that porkin’ they probably still hide the g-spot. Unknown More

I truly love picturing the marketing meetings these companies have. “What should we call this product?” “My grandson and his friends say swag a lot. I think kids these days think swag is cool.” “Well we checked into Mildred’s idea and ‘The Fortnight’ is copyrighted so let go with Swag.” Unknown More

Hey Walmart, you better watch it! Only Disney itself is allowed to do anal on parent’s emotions. Unknown More

Hey! How about a little respect for these portable salt pouches. Unknown More

I mean, it makes sense. You don’t want to hurt your knees trying to find the perfect loaf of bread. What if you just casually grab a loaf only to find out it’s all smushed? Hate to have that happen to you lady. Unknown More