America’s Top Mother
Well the good news is that we were able to crown our top mother from Mother’s Day! Congratulations? Washington More
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Oh Baby Baby
I was gonna say something about parents and clothes and whatever, but then I saw that they had Sunny-D and donuts in their cart so they’re awesome! Georgia More
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Child Labor Laws
Should I be surprised that it’s a child putting the stroller together? Alberta, Canada More
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The Walmart Playpen
That is a great playpen! It’s free, high enough that sketchy characters won’t even notice an unwatched kid, plus there is a ton of diapers in case he needs to go. Throw him up there with a bag of doritos and a 2 liter of Mountain Dew and you could take a nice long weekend […] More
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in ParentingMistaken Identity
Ma’am could you ask your husband to please get up….Oh, that’s your son! Well, tell your son he is too big for a Volkswagen Beetle let alone a shopping cart. Unknown More
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Baby Booties
Sure it’s cute when he does it, but I roll into Walmart on a leash wearing a diaper and cowboy boots andIi’m asked to leave. Whatever….nice camo shoes Billy Bob. Florida More
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in California, ParentingDo Not Try This At Home
We would like to once again stress “please do not attempt to imitate anything you see on this site. These individuals are the exact opposite of trained professionals, and you will probably get hurt, laughed at, and/or die.” California More
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in ParentingBaby Likes To ‘Wine’
Ummm Miss, that’s the wrong bottle. Unknown More
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The Quicker Picker Upper
Back in my day, we didn’t have these fancy “Child Labor” laws. You already picked up as much dirt and dust off of the floor with your feet as you could, so it’s time to start the full body sweep now boy. Oklahoma More
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Don’t You Wanna?
Now go on! Get up there and get me my damn Fanta! Georgia More
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Just Hear Those Sleigh Bells Jingling
They are just testing a new stroller prototype. Sure it cuts back on safety measures a little bit, but I think we can all agree that the new sleek stealth design is well worth the risk of injuries. Pennsylvania More
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