I’m A Big Kid Now
Listen mom, I know the Pull-Ups tag line is “I’m a big kid now” but (1) you don’t have to show that off to everyone and (2) I think we knew he was a big kid when he drove his F-250 up to Walmart. Utah More
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Angel Soft
Well if it’s soft enough for an angel, then it’s soft enough for her angel. Virginia More
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The Drive-Thru
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa…..they make portable gravy now? Arkansas More
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Photo Hunt
Okay folks we’re gonna have ourselves a little image search a la Highlight magazine. Please check off as you go. (1) Lays Staxs (aka bullshit Pringles) (2) a Watermelon (3) Beneful Dog food (That’s what I give my dog because she is awesome) (4) Total cereal (5) a baby (6) Yoplait Light yogurt (7) frozen […] More
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Check Under Your Cart
Fortunately the checkout lady was nice enough to come around with the scanner gun so they didn’t have to throw their backs out lugging that lazy turd up onto the conveyor belt. North Carolina More
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Big Baby Davis
I’m not, an expert but I think the size limit for those baby carriers is when your kid can dunk a basketball. Connecticut More
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What A Drag
Sometimes shopping with your mom can be such a drag….what’s that? Awful pun?!?!?! Well that’s just mean. If you don’t like that pun, then either you were dragged as a kid or you wish you had the guts to drag your kid in public, either way don’t take it out on me. Texas More
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Baby’s Airbag
Nice airbag! Did you get that idea from your pediatrician Dr. Thunder? Nevada More
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The Electric Slide
Hmmm, is there a wedding nearby? Because for some reason that kid is doing the Electric Slide…..♫ You can’t see it, it’s electric, boogie woogie, woogie!♫ Ohio More
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Jugs, Speed Bags, & Sweater Puppets
A baby feeding is a perfectly natural and beautiful thing. Here is what’s not natural: An entire store staring at your perfectly natural beautiful thing while you wait for someone to buy a jug of water. I don’t say this often but there are too many jugs in this picture! Florida More
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Get To The Choppa!
To all you kids going to college: If you are looking for job security, I’d say go be a psychiatrist because there doesn’t seem to be a lack of parents out there scarring their kids for life…..Don’t get me wrong, the Predator is the shit and that is hilarious, but it’s also not my kid […] More
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Hang In There Kid
Ohh yeah sure, when your kid has to poop the entire world must stop what it’s doing and focus on him, but when daddy has to drop a duecenberg the kid can’t stop fidgeting for 5 minutes! Florida More
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