Mugged Marcus
We’ve seen our fair share of women living out their dreams of being a mother on this site, but I have to wonder why out of all the dolls to choose from, you decided to mother a Garbage Pail Kid? Georgia More
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Daddy’s Weekend
Don’t forget to check out our new site, TheProudParents.com, where you can find all the parenting gold that’s out there, and if you are lucky, maybe you can find your future baby momma or daddy! Michigan More
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Brotherly Love
How come when I do this with my brothers we get yelled at and get kicked out of the store? Probably because we are like 26 years old, but that’s age discrimination and I won’t stand for those types of double standards! Fight the power people! North Carolina More
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Original Plankster
My man here has been planking before planking was even cool….which is still actually right now because it’s never been cool. Texas More
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Killing Two Birds With One Stone
I’m not a parent, so I could only imagine having to push one of those shitty Walmart carts with only two functioning wheels as well as your kid in a stroller. It’s not like your little guy is moving that thing Fred Flintsone-style, so you aren’t depriving him of exercise. I’ll let you sound off […] More
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Babysitting The Grandkids
I guess when your own kids don’t procreate and give you some nice little grandbabies, you have to make them on your own…and apparently drown them in Clorox when you get home. Kentucky More
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Get Down!
Hmmm, I hate to admit this but maybe those kid leashes can be a good thing when your little sh*thead manages to get on top of the damn shelves and start reeking havoc in the store. Orrrrrr, maybe you actually raise your kid right, pay attention to him, and then smack him on his ass […] More
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You’re Grounded
Man it seems like it’s been ages since we had a kid on a leash being yanked around a Walmart on here! Just when I thought I was getting through to people and making a difference this future Casey Anthony just pops up to ruin my day! Ohio More
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Pose For The Frame
I’m giving points for style here, but also taking away quite a few due to the complete disregard for your child’s safety. North Carolina More
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Field Of Dreams
Ahh yes, pothead dreams. They carry about as much weight as dental advice from a meth-head. South Carolina More
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Happy Father’s Day!
Because of you, things like this give us here at PoWM a sense of job security! Canada More
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Pile It On
I guess it’s good for that kid’s sake that they actually got everything but the kitchen sink. Nebraska More
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