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Delicious & Nutritious
Well after all this time I’m still not sold on the whole poppin’ your titty our to feed your child in public. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m completely ok with the first part of that sentence, but as soon as a kid gets involved I lose interest. Maybe someone can change my mind and […] More
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Right In The Baby Maker
Hey now, it’s those sexy skimpy outfits that got you knocked up the first time, I’d be more careful in what you choose to wear because right about now you are going to have millions of PoWM fans lustfully trying to track you down. Am I right guys? Ohio More
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He’s Lovin’ It
I’m not a parent yet, but I’m pretty sure McDonald’s is like God’s gift to parents when it comes to keeping your child calm so you can breathe for a minute and try to get something accomplished. Correct me if I’m wrong but at least when I was a kid it did a hell of […] More
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Oh Baby Baby
Some parents just have all the hidden tricks on how to keep their baby calm and well behaved out in public. Well, finally we here at PoWM are gonna reveal her secret!…It’s not a real baby. Now that I think of it, I guess that’s about the same as having a gallon of milk not […] More
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Leading The Way
Putting the child in the child seat area of the cart just doesn’t make sense. I mean, how is he going to truly appreciate the ability to drive around in his Hot Wheels car unless he first falls 10 feet and breaks his legs?!?! Tennessee More
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Baby Barcodes
Hey lady, this isn’t the beginning of the f*cking Simpsons where you drag your baby across the scanner to see what the price is! Jam it in an unsanitary cart like the rest of us do! California More
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All Snuggled Up
Unlike some of the other fake mothers we’ve seen on here, this one at least takes the necessary precautions to ensure the safety of her plastic baby. Although now that I think of it, it’s probably cheaper to just replace the baby than it is to buy an expensive baby carrier seat… Unknown More
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Honey Bears
What’s creepier than playing mom to fake baby dolls? How about playing mom to fake bears?! What do you even fake feed them? Do you go get some raw salmon over in produce? Oh damn, even better, maybe you get one of those bottles of honey that are in the shape of bears! Whaaaat!!!! I […] More
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Let Him Hang Out
Only the strong survive folks! We need to stop coddling our infants with these federally tested safe baby harnesses and let ’em hang on for dear life on a makeshift hoodie-papoose like this lady. Kudos lady, when you need a character reference letter for the Child Protective Services, be sure to give me a holler. […] More
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A Walk In The Park
Aren’t indoor dog parks great for these fall and winter months? Mississippi More
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