I’m not a stylist by any means, but I feel like I have eyes so that makes me qualified to let you know whomever did your hair did an awful job. North Carolina More
All this talk about glass ceilings and whatnot and I’m over here pointing out that women have been growing some power femullets that put some male mullets to shame. If that’s not progress, then I don’t know what is. Louisiana More
You would think the moment you need to tuck you hair into your back pocket to keep it off the ground would be enough of a sign for you to do something about it, but apparently if you get that far, listening to reason and being practical isn’t in your playbook. Hawaii More
Yup. Hair dye is exactly what the doctor prescribed. Definitely don’t cut it. Don’t do that at all. Just color that nappy rodent and people will love it! Connecticut More
Yeah girl, you better get some good conditioner for that beautiful blonde mullet that would make John Daly jealous. Keep it nice and strong. Wisconsin More
C’mon. Really? “The guys called and they want their hair back?” If you’re going to show that little respect to a Hall of Fame worthy power-mullet then leave the caption writing to the professionals. Texas More