in Florida, Mullets/Tails
A Grimm ‘Tail’
Man, how pissed would you be if you took all that time and effort to climb Rapunzel’s hair and you found this gal here just chomping down a Snickers bar? Florida More
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Irish Car Bombshell
I know somebody who can’t wait for St. Patty’s Day. Either that or I know someone who hasn’t stopped drinking since last St. Patty’s Day. Pennsylvania More
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in Mullets/Tails, TexasGo With The Flow
Now kids, much like how you can determine a tree’s age by its rings, you can also judge the level of “party” in a person by the length of the mullet. Write that down. Texas More
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Mop & Glo-rious
HAHAHA. It’s funny because he is in the mop section and his head/hair looks like a mop! That’s just good imagery. California More
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Life’s A Garden…Dig It!
The flannel and chest tattoo just take that two-toned mullet combo to a whole ‘nother level. Georgia More
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in Mullets/Tails, Random, TennesseeAll About The Benjamins
In a few years when your pimp has to keep adding bills to your arm due to inflation you are going to regret that tattoo. Tennessee More
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If You Got It…
When you know you got it, you can’t even try hiding it. It’s as if a golden retriever was transformed into a glorious man! Virginia More
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in Kansas, Mullets/TailsWe’re Not Gonna Take It!
This is what happens when Twisted Sister literally will not take it any more. Kansas More
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Lunch Lady Land
It’s like a permanent lumbar support system. By the way, how do you even get hair to cling/mold/bind/form/shape into that? I’m just asking so that I don’t accidentally do it. Delaware More
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Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe
That thing on your shoulders would only be cool if there were live animals actually hiding under that pelt waiting for some unlucky person to jokingly grab a tail. Michigan More
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Dr. Thunder
So, what do you do when you want to wear a different colored shirt? Arkansas More
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Git ‘Er Done!
Oh yeah, what all did you “get done” today? Did you somehow manage to drop your kids off at your sisters and go pick up that pack of menthols? New Jersey More
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