Split Ends
Hey Ratpunzel, you look like Master Splinter. Someone get a weed wacker and take care of that mess please. Arizona More
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Palette Cleanser
I tasted the rainbow…and threw up. Unknown More
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Over The Hedge
What the hell do you call a comb-over that doesn’t cover anything? I guess just “over”? Like your hair is over there, that’s it. It’s not as catchy as some of the other haircut names but it gets the job done. Michigan More
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Locks We Love
It’s like some sort of reverse hybrid fe-mullet that is party in the front and like a low end, going-out-of business in the back. Alabama More
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What A Melon
Looking good girl….and by good I of course mean you look like the inside of a Blow Pop. Tennessee More
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I Got My Flippy Floppies
Ohhh hey! You guys remember Rapunzel right? Well, she is back and we’ve learned some things. (1) Short colorful shorts are kind of her thing and I still like that. (2) Her hair has definitely grown (if that’s still physically possible) because it sure as hell hasn’t gotten any shorter, and (3) my personal favorite, from […] More
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A Bolt Of Lightning
I guess the bride of Frankenstein stayed in that lightning storm a tad too long. Indiana More
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Granny Smith
It looks like you scalped my grandmother and now you are just showing off to taunt me. Georgia More
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Secret Of The Rooster’s Crow
So there I was trying to race my way to the cashier when I stopped dead in my tracks and found myself staring down a woman 20 yards away with the same intentions. It all got quiet and and you could cut the tension with a knife. Who would make the first move? Who would […] More
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Hey You Guys!!!
Is that Sloth from the Goonies? California More
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Phish On A Dish
No I don’t want to go back to your apartment and sit in a beanbag chair and listen to your Phish records….just pay for your frozen fish tacos and leave. Virginia More
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