Cotton Eye Joe
By the looks of it, I presume he is proficient in both hippie hacky-sack and moonshine jug band music…that’s talent. New York More
Mullets/Tails
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Get This Man A Beer
Man-tanks and skullets! It’s like spaghetti and meatballs, they just compliment each other so well. I love it. I love it so so much I can’t put down real words to show how much I love it. I mean it’s just an instant party, bottom line. In fact, since I don’t have the space, I’d […] More
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The Chewbacca Defense
Someone go help that poor lady! She is unmercifully being attacked by Chewbacca! Washington More
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Great Balls Of…Hair?
It takes some serious balls to look like this!….Hair balls people! Get your mind out of the gutter! South Carolina More
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Color The Tail On The Donkey
Ahh, I see we’ve decided to go ahead and decorate what little we have left. I think it’s an impeccable choice and wouldn’t change a thing! North Carolina More
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She Likes To Party
Oh snap! I see you are trying to pull off the ‘party in the front, party in the back’ mullet…Fortune favors the bold. Ohio More
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Mullet + Sideburns = Sheer Beauty
If there were some sort of mullet-god I’d say he handcrafted this femullet to perfection complete with what might be the first ever sideburn-mullet!!!!!!! I don’t know for sure if this mullet-god exists, but I do know some sort of god has to exist and I did something right in a previously life to be […] More
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Momma’s Boy
Since he lives with his mom, it only make sense that he dresses in her clothes too. Georgia More
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The Neanderthal
Shopping at Walmart is so easy, a caveman could do it. Canada More
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You Little Rascal
Wow! Were you in some type of hilljack version of the Little Rascals or something? Iowa More
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My Favorite Cinco De Mayo Activity
I didn’t really have any plan set for Cinco de Mayo today, but it looks like I’m about to party with this dude ’cause someone that looks like this has to be excellent at something & I’m betting it’s getting crazy drunk! South Carolina More
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Very Superstitious
Ohhh okay, so when people say they got their “hair did” they mean they let Stevie Wonder have at it with a hacksaw. Good to know. Georgia More
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