Grandma Yeti
Well look at that, she comes with her own leash to hold her back from biting people. That’s practical and is probably best for everyone. Maryland More
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The Backwards Lincoln
It is at this point that I’d like to pose a simple question to all of you. How much would it take for you to do this for a week? For me, I’m gonna put it around $1,500. California & Texas More
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Put On A Happy Face
Literally the only smile the back of your head will ever see. New Jersey More
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The Hippie Movement
Are me and Eric Cartman the only ones that get annoyed by modern day hippies? There truly is no point to them whatsoever, unless the point is to look weird and smell all sorts of funny. Alabama & Washington More
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Every Day I’m Hoardin’
Your hair looks like something they find buried under a hoarder’s couch. California More
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The Colors Of The Rainbow
I think the question that everyone wants to ask is: “Do the carpets match the drapes?” If the answer was “Yes” then I’m not really sure what my next question would be. What would yours be? Georgia & North Carolina More
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You Know You Can’t Raise Your Voice Like That When The Lion’s Here
This long hair thing is becoming an epidemic around here! At first I wasn’t sure how it could get worse, then I see you’ve turned your stinky gross hair into a lion’s tail and now it’s even weirder. Arizona More
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Lookin’ Like A Rasta Man
When your hair resembles something that grows wild in a forest I think it’s time to re-do the ‘do! Illinois More
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Let Down Your Hair
Dear every girl with stupid long hair, your prince is not coming. Rapunzel found the one dude in the world who likes extremely long hair. You are shit out of luck. The only guy that might sing out for you is an excited barber trying to cut that off. Unknown More
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The Ungrateful Dread
Hmmm, now that I think about it I suppose there is a reason that up until now I’ve never seen an old dude with dreads. Turns out not everyone gets wiser with age. Unknown More
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What’s Love Got To Do With It?
I haven’t seen the Tina Turner haircut since…well since Tina Turner I guess. Well, even that’s kind of a lie. I’m only 27 so I didn’t really grow up listening to Ike and Tina. So in reality, that hair just looks like shit. Illinois More
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