Tails, Tails
There’s not even a male version of Rapunzel I can call you. That should tell you all you need to know. Shit is gross by the way. Unknown More
Mullets/Tails
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Swinging From Vine To Vine
You must not have kids. Because I just see those little shits grabbing, pulling and swinging from that hair that you would eventually have to cut off so that it didn’t get yanked out. Georgia More
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Free Beatings
That is one seriously badass femullet. Party in the back, beat your ass in the front. Get some! Unknown More
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Popcorn Party
You think a guy with that mullet is gonna wait until he gets home to open up the tri-flavored popcorn tin? Yeah right brother, this guy never waits for a party. Unknown More
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Skunk Puss
Did you know skunks have stripes to warn off predators? I’m not sure if that’s 100% effective but it’s certainly making me want to avoid this guy. Unknown More
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Ass Hair, Don’t Care
Little extra insulation to keep him warm this winter. Must be worth it, if I get one piece of hair on my back I itch all freakin’ day. Unknown More
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Half & Half
We call this “The Indecisive”. Unknown More
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Party Rock
There’s always that one guy who never gets the hint that the party is over. Georgia More
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The Target
Umm, why hasn’t Target security come up and escorted you back to Walmart yet? Unknown More
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Here For The Party
This guy is on another level for his party in the back. Make no mistake about it folks, this guy is here for a rockin’ good time only. Unknown More
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Single Strand
This dude looks like he is a master sensei to other creepy guys. Unknown More
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The Mohunk
Nothing wrong with doing a little prep work before heading all the way into Walmart. With hair like that you know you’re bound to find yourself in a POW photoshoot soon! Unknown More
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