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Your hair looks like candy. I’m not sure if you should be proud or ashamed. But more importantly I need our fans to decide if they would rather eat those licorice ropes or that cotton candy. Get that sugar high baby! Missouri & Texas More
With that size mullet you think I needed a sign on your shirt to point that our for me? North Carolina More
Mother and child reunited? Although I suppose I could understand why each one would probably rather not be associated with the other. Alabama & New Hampshire More
If you don’t know my stance on long hair it’s a simple one: If you can wipe your ass with it, it’s too long. That being said, this is like a showdown where you must determine the lesser of two evils. The long yarn look or the angry beaver creature look. I’d say good luck […] More
Where have the years gone that punk rockers from the 80’s and early 90’s are old grandparents now? This doesn’t make sense. Neither do those haircuts, so I guess it all fits. Unknown More
Because if she didn’t get enough of your attention with her dirty dreads/afro puff combo or a Geisha fan then she’ll make sure you turn your focus to her with the bull horn. Basically, do yourself a favor and just look for a minute then run. Alabama More
I don’t have a name for this mullet yet but it’s a nice mix of mohawk-mullet and Big Ern from Kingpin! Unknown More
3 generations of mullets in one store. That’s amazing. I’m pretty sure Halley’s Comet occurs more frequently than this. I mean, look how glorious it is. It’s like I can see that boy’s entire life pass before my eyes….And. It’s. Glorious!!! Unknown More
It took the decision makers here at PoWM quite a long time to determine if we could even hold this match-up of who is the bigger badass in fear that all of you would piss yourselves in fear at work or at home or wherever you are right now. Anyway, I have some clout around […] More
Elvis has just left the building…and thinks that it is in decent enough shape that with a few minor additions he could put it back on the market in a few months and make a nice little profit. Maryland More
Afro Star in the house!!!!!!! Whoop Whoop!!! In my head there is really crazy techno music being played for some reason, but whatever, I’m excited. She’s my girl and I missed her. North Carolina More
