Fungus Amongus
Your hair looks like a weird fungus I’d find growing against a tree…Why don’t you go ahead and think about your life when that is an accurate description of your head. Oregon More
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Twisted Sisters
Maybe these girls are….Twisted Sisters? Huh? Get it? Sisters. Twisted Sister the band with the hair. Their hair is also twisted and puffed. Right? Somebody? Bueller? Bueller?…Ahhh screw you guys, I still think it’s funny. Washington More
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Sniff The Hiney
I wonder if they sniffed each others butts when they first met… Oklahoma More
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Bob & Weave
I’m not sure you’re fully getting the concept of a “weave”. It’s not a basket sweetheart. California More
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The Trendsetter
Mark my words, this hairstyle will be sweeping the nation in the near future. Then the zombie apocalypse will take us all out. WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE! But hey, at least we will all go out in style, amirightoramiright? Montana More
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Hey Rookie
Sweet fem-skullet you’ve got going on there. Rookies in football camps get hazed with better looking haircuts than that. Virginia More
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Jump, Jump
You look like the female version of Kriss Kross if they were awful and hated life. And I’m not even talking about 1992 top of the charts Kriss Kross. I’m talking about 2004 ‘Where Are They Now’ Kriss Kross. Pennsylvania More
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The Rooster
Well cock-a-doodle-do. Going with the whole rooster head look I see. Well, you definitely look like a cock-head so I guess you nailed it. Utah More
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Moppin’ Molly
Holy hair Batman! I’m about to dunk you in water, turn you upside-down and knock out at least 10 aisles mopping with that thing. Alaska More
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Redneck Waterfall
Look how glorious that skullet is. Magnificent. I’ve heard of flowing locks but a cascading waterfall? That’s monumental brother. Tennessee More
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That’s Elevation Holmes
At what point does someone convince themselves that others will be impressed with his 2 foot mohawk and it’s totally worth his time and effort? Arizona More
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Groomed & Shaved
Dude, that is one epic and legendary mullet you got rocking there. It looks like it’s on fire and I’m just waiting for a rock band to pop up and and start bringing the house down in true badass form. Florida More
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