13 Days Until Christmas
I can’t figure out why the kids aren’t lined up to sit in stranger-danger Santa’s lap in the middle of Walmart. At this point you gotta take what you can get kiddos, only 13 days left. Virginia More
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in Animals, Featured Creature, Funny, Random, VirginiaVenison On Sale
You see that hunters? Now you don’t even have to shoot the damn things yourself! Walmart really does have it all for Hunting Season / Scare-All-The-Little-Kids-When-They-See-Dead-Bambi-In-A-Shopping-Cart Season. Read the story here » Virginia More
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Honest Mistake
If Bruce Jenner can transform into a woman, then by damn so can Honest Abe! Virginia More
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Biscuits & Gravy
Your pants are so tight that they squeezed the poo out. That’s not good. You’re leaking. Virginia More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Random, VirginiaQuick Change
Changing rooms? Who needs those? Show us you’re just like everyone else and put those pants on one leg at a time in front of the world partner. Virginia More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Random, Vehicles, VirginiaPretty Little Picnic
Not to sound too jealous, but I’m a bit sad I wasn’t invited to their pretty picnic. Virginia More
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Almost There
Well I think it’s safe to say we’re all pretty excited that you’re at least looking at shirts. The first step is admitting there is a problem. Virginia More
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Feeling Red, White & Blue
Anyone else still sitting at work hungover from Memorial Day? Virginia More
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Some Added Zest
I was wondering what Scottish people do on vacation. Turns out they just rock kilt bathing suits. Suns out, guns out. Those cannons are gonna look so good all tanned on those bagpipes. Virginia More
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Manufactured Crack
Looks like someone is selling unlicensed People Of Walmart gear. That’s so spot on though, I’m not even angry we didn’t create it. I’m just impressed. Virginia More
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Beer Is Good For You
What is the final tipping point of f*ck it? Like I’ve seen some people mail it in, but you’re not even giving that type of effort right now. Virginia More
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Viking Quest
Yeah, you better stock up there buddy. Gonna need all the energy you can muster to conquer that big game of “finish the case of Coors Light on the couch that sits in your front yard while yelling at your neighbors”. Virginia More
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