The Shizzle
Ya bitch, get your shit together and recognize! They don’t just hand those types of pants out to anybody! Virginia More
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Let’s Hear It!
I feel like there needs to be a new slang term for a big ol’ ass hanging out of itty bitty shorts, sort of like “muffin top” for the gut. Here is your chance to get a word coined, so let’s hear it people! Virginia More
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Pick Your Poison
No it’s okay everyone, they are probably in a shitty band that their parents just don’t understand how throwing years of their lives away is worth it because they are on the verge of making it big…or they just got picked on a lot at school. Whichever. Virginia More
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A Little Slap & Tickle
While that is a true statement I’m not sure your subtle strategy is going to pay off for you. On the other hand, if it does happen to pay off, please send us a follow up letting us know as well as some of those shirts. Thank you. Virginia More
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Drink It Up
Everyone knows safety first doesn’t apply when there are good deals to be had. Let me ask you, what is more important: your child or a 12 pack of Gatorade for $4.99? I don’t want to answer that for you but I can tell you this much, your kid doesn’t provide you with essential electrolytes! […] More
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Read The Bible
Listen people, I’m starting to get a bunch of mixed messages about this Jesus character. First there was this guy, and now we’ve got the running man here telling me differently. Personally I don’t understand why people are so concerned about this guy? Virginia More
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To Tube Or Not To Tube
Is it called a tube top because it makes you body look like a tube of sausage? Virginia More
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Angel Soft
Well if it’s soft enough for an angel, then it’s soft enough for her angel. Virginia More
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Cerail For You & Kids
This grocery list looks like something I drunkenly jotted down at 3am….with the exception of the atrocious spelling errors of course, because even hammered drunk I know how to spell “castle”. Virginia More
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Rasta Ken & Barbie
Kinda got this “Barbie and Ken find weed” vibe going for you guys. Wanna know what can fix that up real quick? Shampoo. Shampoo would definitely go a long way in helping with that. Virginia More
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Mother Goose
Good day to you sir! Would you fancy a shagging or maybe a fondling of your undercarriage? Virginia More
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The Redneck Ab Lounge
Okay, when I take my time to break this picture down I can only conclude that you use those gloves to hold that giant bag of ice for extra weight and resistance as you do your crunches, because rock hard sexy abs don’t come naturally my ponytailed friend Virginia More
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