Bald Is Beautiful
Bald with a sense of humor; I can appreciate that. But which one do you guys like better? Maybe our pals at WTFTattoos.com can let us know who they think comes…”ahead” in this. Illinois & Tennessee More
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The Blue Meanie
Ahhh yes, the type of chick you meet in a mosh-pit and fall in love with after she headbutts you in the nose. Your typical love story. I’ve seen it a million times. Tennessee More
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You’re Drunk
Just a hot mess going on over here! Seriously, I don’t think I can even give you partial marks for attempting to put that shirt on. Not even close. Perhaps if you weren’t also rocking homemade jorts I could have let it slide, but now I know you just have no clue as to what […] More
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U Mad Bra?
It’s never a good sign when you have two different people sending us pictures of you. Of course if walking around in your bra isn’t a big enough red flag that something is wrong then I suppose two different pictures aren’t going to sound any internal alarms for you either. Tennessee More
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Free Mammograms!
That’s right, it’s the weekend now and this dude parties harder than you. Fact. Tennessee More
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Redneck Waterfall
Look how glorious that skullet is. Magnificent. I’ve heard of flowing locks but a cascading waterfall? That’s monumental brother. Tennessee More
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I Like Feet
Ohh well shit, If he promised he is a nice guy then you should go ahead and believe him and earn that money no matter how creepy this note is. And by creepy I mean my spine will be tingling for 3 days trying to get past this creepiness. Tennessee More
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Over The Top
I’m thinking it stops being a push-up bra and starts becoming a push-down bra once it looks like your boobies are crippling the life out of your shirt. Tennessee More
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Name The ‘Do!
Alright guys and gals, it’s time to put on your thinking caps. We need a name for this hairdo. Leave your best in the comments below. Funniest name for this haircut wins a future copy of our third book: People of Walmart: State of Emergency! Annnnnnnd GO! Tennessee More
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Solo (So-Low)
Guitar solos can be one of the coolest things in the world. Typically when you are surround by your band being cheered on by the crowd. Other than that, you’re just playing in a parking lot by yourself and it turns into one of the saddest things in the world. Tennessee More
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WWIB: Whip It Good
I bet these two look downright foolish in a convertible. But if for some reason you were possessed with the idea of growing your hair out like this would you go with the big ol’ mop or keep it tight with the tail? Tennessee More
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My “Little” Pony
My little pony is like 6’3″, wears jorts and can dust his taint with his hair. Your move little girl. Tennessee More
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