Think Pink
Sometimes when you actually get to see behind the curtain you will find yourself extremely disappointed. Just ask Dorothy and the gang from the Wizard of Oz. Tennessee More
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Leading The Way
Putting the child in the child seat area of the cart just doesn’t make sense. I mean, how is he going to truly appreciate the ability to drive around in his Hot Wheels car unless he first falls 10 feet and breaks his legs?!?! Tennessee More
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Cyber Monday > Black Friday: Part 1
Why Cyber Monday is better than Black Friday – Reason #1: You avoid being trampled and gang-banged by a stampede of assholes fighting over a $28 stereo. New Mexico & Tennessee More
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Good Morning!
Is it odd that I’m more upset about wearing socks with thong sandals than I am about the yoga shorts over pajama bottoms? Seriously though, I don’t care how cute your socks are, don’t wear them with sandals. Doesn’t work like that. Oh and it’s common sense not to drive eye traffic to your ass […] More
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Pops In Pink
My grandfather is prettier than your grandfather. Yeah, so nothing else I really need to say other than that. Tell your grandpa to step his sexy game up then get at me. Tennessee More
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World Class
This might be one of the creepiest things I have ever seen. So much so, that I’m legitimately considering pressing charges. For what? I haven’t the slightest idea, but I will scour all the law books until I find something….On a side note, he would make an awesome Halloween costume and I’m calling dibs. Tennessee More
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Scissor Me Timbers
I just heard of this great new product that I think will do wonders in getting rid of your split ends…they’re called scissors. Tennessee More
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The Party Animal
Whoop! Whoop! What up everybody? Where da party at?!?!…Oh, oh well nevermind. I’m actually getting really tired and I think I’m just gonna call it a night and go to bed. Tennessee More
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Pumped Up Kicks
You look like you just woke up from having a one night stand with Vince Neil from Motley Crüe….in 1984. Tennessee More
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Remember The Name
So your name is “Oh dear God..NO! Why would you inflict such horror on me?”!? Seems like an odd name, but whatever. Tennessee More
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