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The Texas flag is red, white and blue so it’s close enough…by the way, have I mentioned how excited I am for Wednesday? Have I mentioned that I bought an American flag polo to wear and could quite possibly appear on my on site when I run to Walmart to get a few bags of […] More
You know how sometimes you’ll see a runner pull their shirt up after a hard run to cool down? Yeah well you’re not one of them. Tennessee More
I see I’m not the only one getting amped the hell up for the 4th of July! I’ll tell ya something, this chick right here is A-freaking-merican to the core and she can slam down a few red, white & brews with me any Independence day! Tennessee More
What? I don’t know what you’re staring at, there is nothing to see here; just your typical day at Walmart people, get over it. Tennessee More
We seem to be getting a lot of celeb-spottings at Walmart lately. I must be out of the loop because most of them are celebrities I’ve never heard of. Example A: I’m told this is country music star Kimberly Perry. So maybe I just need to start listening to country music. Doubtful, but it’s a […] More
I’m not a parent yet (thank God), but this begs the question “Do you lock your kid in the basement to prevent this, or does locking them in there cause it?” Tennessee More
Let me introduce you all to the original pot-head. He’s so high he doesn’t even know he has a pot on his head. Stoners pay homage. Tennessee More
When you cage up an animal long enough they get used to their environment and even when you release them into the wild they tend to gravitate towards their artificial habitat. This makes survival in the wild far less likely. Tennessee More
Looks like Bret Michaels is still trying to find his rock of love. Typically I’d say finding the right gal in the middle of the night at Walmart is very unlikely, but judging by some of the women that were on that show I’d say he is spot on. Tennessee More
I want everyone to just take a deep breath and just admire the skullet. Let it draw you in like a warm bubble bath. Feel it relax you, drink it in slowly. Let all your worries escape into that hair. Picture yourself in this Walmart gently stroking the baby bunny like softness, breath in….now exhale […] More
Well, you’re not quite the compelling character Dexter is, but I suppose those little Snap, Crackle, & Pop dudes deserved it. Tennessee More
