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Happy Birthday! Thanks for the penny, log cabins, log toys, the Town Car, a town in Nebraska, Matthew McConaughey as a lawyer, the Park (all of them), killing all those vampires, and freeing slaves. Anything else I forgot, my bad. Sick beard by the way. Tennessee More
Finally I get invited to a girl’s slumber party and turns out it’s hers. Just my luck. Tennessee More
I never thought about how convenient it would be for the caterer to have a wedding in the middle of a freezer. That’s just hella thoughtful of the bride and groom…I wonder how many divorces also take place at Walmart? Tennessee More
Ah yes, the favorite pair of jeans that you just can’t seem to let go of huh? Well, you look like you lost a fight to a junkyard dog so maybe not it’s time to turn ’em in. Play “Who Wears It Better?” if you want, I think they are both losers. Tennessee More
Holy crap! I haven’t watched WWF wrestling since it was called WWF and not WWE, but Jerry “The King” Lawler hasn’t aged a day! All natural I assume. On a side note, I always hated him. No reason, just did. Actually it was probably because of the stupid one strap leotard and crown combo he […] More
“Who Wears Wedgies Better?” Really? I never thought we’d have this. When I get a wedgie it’s like my world is over for those 8 seconds I try to move with it. Come one people, I’ve personally got like 12 different moves to take care of my wedgie and those are the discrete ones, I’m […] More
Someone told me they had a pic of 2 bitches and a cock on a bike. Boy, what I pictured in my head was waaaaaay off! Tennessee More
What’s up there Highlander? Simmer down on the presentation effect! But what I want to know is what’s really going on here? Maybe I’ll get a better idea if we have a caption contest!! Ahhhhh!!!! Whoooo! In my head I announce that shit like Oprah giving away free crap and you all love it. Anyway, […] More
For the love of God if this is a reflection of “Humins” then I hope they do go extinct. Tennessee More
Awww shit, I’ve seen this story before and I don’t see it playing out well for our Indian friend over there. Oregon & Tennessee More
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na back boobs!! Tennessee More
