The Colorful Minotaur
Where? I don’t see it. Point her out to me…..Ohhhh, that weird looking girl with the 24 hour ecstasy rave in her hair and Barney the dinosaur legs screaming for attention. Okay. My bad. I see her now. Oregon More
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The New Accessory
Usually when someone in public asks if I want to touch their lizard, I run as fast as I can. Oregon More
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Gasoline Is Like Sex
Judging by that epic rat tail I’ll assume you are now an expert at self-service sex. Oregon More
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Mythological Beast
I can’t tell if that’s a scary man or a scary woman, but obviously we can’t have a picture from the front because we would be turned into stone, so we have to make due with just concluding it’s a scary mythological creature and I think everyone is fine with that. Oregon More
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Lookin’ Like A Rasta Boy
Well the good news is when you’re ready for a haircut you can sell those as necklaces to little kids at the beach on vacation! Oregon More
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Wild At Walmart
What is this? Lord of the Flies: Mobile Edition? Oregon More
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I Am The Walrus
Here is my advice: DO NOT put glasses or anything else on your face that might take someone’s attention away from that mustache! Also glasses might make it look like those fake nose/glass/mustache things. Oregon More
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Saddle Up Partner!
You’re gonna need a saddle and spurs for that mustache ride! Oregon More
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Your Ride Is Waiting…
Oh, okay great. Hey, by the way, if you look at the previous post, I think there is a bus outside that is looking for you! Oregon More
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Old Banana Hands
Your wallet is in there; it’s buried underneath the condoms and estrogen. Oregon More
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Catchin’ Your Dreams
Sweet dream catcher. But that’s weird, I don’t see a Tweety Bird steering wheel, Mardi Gras beads, a hulu-skirt girl, pink cheetah print seat cover, or filled ashtray tattoos. Oh? So you don’t just get tattoos on your head of sh*t a trashy girl would have in her 1987 Mustang? Oregon More
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