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I Spy With My Eye
U-Hauls are for suckers that can’t drive with perfect balance…Now kill a few hours playing I Spy with your coworkers. Oregon More
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Light It Up Baby
I was going to give you some crap about your outfit but instead I think I might just hire you to stand in my bedroom at night so I don’t trip over anything when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. Oregon More
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Pilgrims & Indians
Awww shit, I’ve seen this story before and I don’t see it playing out well for our Indian friend over there. Oregon & Tennessee More
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WWIB: Strappin’
If they barely have anything on, can we still call it “Who Wears It Better?” – Judges say “yes” so we are good to go! Ok folks, which sow would you want to hold down and strip off some of that delicious back fat to sizzle up in a pan? California & Oregon More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Oregon, VehiclesMetro Sexual
What’s with the random ass ‘Land of the Lost’ looking car here buddy? I seriously want to t-bone it just so I can see all that shit fly off your car. Oregon More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Oregon, VehiclesFueled By Love
Obviously there is still room to jump on the Jesus bandwagon. Unfortunately there are no window views left, but apparently if you sign up now you get a t-shirt, so it’s a little tough to pass up that Billy Mays type of deal. Oregon More
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Mario Kart
Awww, that’s heartbreaking. Mario looks like he is reminiscing about the good ol’ days when he only had to jump over turtles and collect coins. Now they got him doing all sorts of crazy stuff and you can tell it’s starting to take it’s toll on the old guy. Oregon More
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17 Days ‘Til Christmas!
I bet some of you saw mommy doing more than just kissing Santa, and that Ho Ho Ho was screaming Oh Oh Oh!….Wow! Completely inappropriate for the holiday season! Ehhh, who am I kidding? I was already on the naughty list this year. Oregon More
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Gettin’ Some Strange
You would figure that if you had time to sneak away and cheat on your wife, then you could find a few minutes to run your car through a car wash. Oregon More
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You Just Might
With a shirt like that how could she possibly not? By the way, check out some other classy shirts over at RateTees.com then pick one up so that you too can disgust every person that sees you! Oregon More
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