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Dear all white people, You look like shit in cornrows so please knock it off. Okay folks, I have no idea how you can even try to pick a winner in today’s edition of “Who Wears It Better?” here, but try your best. Florida & Ohio More
Oh snap! You best not be talking about Wally World, itellyathatmuch! I have seen far too many fantasical things at that magical world to just sit back and let you bad mouth it. I suggest you rethink your position or I will start mass-producing shirts that will curse your name! Ohio More
♫ I’m blue, I’m in need of a guy, I’m in need of a guy ♫ Those were the words, right? No? Well they seemed rather fitting for this situation. Missouri & Ohio More
What the hell is this, “Who Eats It Better?” C’mon people, I didn’t know we started turning our cars into an Iron Chef competition! If we did, then you know I got my man Masaharu Morimoto riding shotgun! Florida & Ohio More
Ummm miss, misss, HEY LADY! Can’t you read? Don’t just leave your daughter there, she is a sitting duck! Ohio More
You might be a PoWM if two different people send your photo to PeopleofWalmart.com… Ohio More
Hey now, it’s those sexy skimpy outfits that got you knocked up the first time, I’d be more careful in what you choose to wear because right about now you are going to have millions of PoWM fans lustfully trying to track you down. Am I right guys? Ohio More
I’ve been staring at here for 25 minutes and can’t think of anything to say, which is a first for me. Give us your best one-liner in the comments and whoever is the funniest may receive this piece of gum that is underneath my desk. Ohio More
Well I guess we know which piggy went to the market. Fun fact: One of Cincinnati’s nicknames “Porkopolis” was coined around 1835, when Cincinnati was the country’s chief hog packing center, and herds of pigs traveled the streets. I lived in the Nati for 4 years and that’s still not far off. In fact, I’m […] More
Listen, I don’t want to offend you because I’m really not in the mood to wake up in a bathtub full of ice missing a kidney, but you look crazy and all I’m gonna say is those boots don’t seem very safe especially when they are more than likely going to be wrapped around a […] More
A custom Santa belt buckle? Damn, Jolly Ol’ St. Nick be flossin’! Does he have a big chain with a diamond reindeer pendant? Maybe. Does it also have red rubies for it’s nose? Definitely. Ohio More
True statement: If you act like it fits, it really does…which is why I wear Magnum condoms. Ohio More
