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Welp, I’m officially terrified. But I didn’t feel like sleeping this week anyway. I for real have no clue what’s going on here and why everyone is so chill about it. The only logical explanation is the person who took this photo had the glasses from 13 Ghosts where they could see the ghosts and everyone else […] More
Who needs that old Club steering wheel lock when you can just creep the shit out of people so they don’t steal your car?! New York More
Doesn’t matter where you’re at, when your song comes on, your song comes on. New York More
You know what, I think the kids are all set for Easter this year. You’re services are not needed. No, I insist it’s fine, kids don’t even like candy anymore, please just leave. New York More
The over/under for how many cats she has is currently set at 32. I’m putting big money on the over and I’m taking a prop bet on the fact that she has at least 6 cats named Whiskers. New York More
Sometimes you just get too turnt up at Walmart and the crash is real and it comes hard. New York More
Dude looks like what I imagine Rob Zombie taking his family on vacation looks like. New York More
Because you never know what will happen at Walmart… New York More
He needs some flexibility in case ISIS invades the shitter and he has to roundhouse kick a punk ass. New York More
Ever feel like you just can’t give enough thanks around Thanksgiving? Well let the mobile gobbler take care of that! New York More
Is it a tail? Or did a Wild Thing jump up into her ass? The world may never know. New York More
