Cruella de Vil
You wanna model your look after a celebrity? Fine. But don’t you think choosing a cartoon villain from a Disney movie would be waaaaaay down on that list? Nevada More
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Now With Bigger Marshmallows!
Hearts, stars, and horseshoes, clovers, and blue moons, pots of gold, and rainbows, and even red balloons!!!! Unfortunately these “Lucky Charms” aren’t magically delicious. Nevada More
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Oh So Sexy!
It’s “bring sexy back” not “bring sexy across your whole back-side”. Thanks for ruining such a great word by the way. Nevada More
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The Technicolor Dreamcoat
When we saw Facebook had a movie coming out, we also tried to get one but unfortunately we just ended up with a low budget play: “Wal-Creature and the Technicolor Dreamcoat.” Nevada More
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Unemployed Clown
You know what they call a clown without makeup? Weirdo. Nevada More
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Vegas Baby!
If she ‘happened’ to me in Vegas, I would make sure that not a soul knew about it. Nevada More
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Hitchin’ A Ride
Miss, if you don’t find the rest of you shirt and stop sticking that leg out like a hitchhiker, I will hit you with my cart. Nevada More
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I’m An Asshole
Yeah and chances are good you f*** that job up too. Tell your parents thanks for nothing. Nevada More
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A Hot Mess
Do you think her and the rest of the music hating Blue Meanies are gearing up for another attack on the Yellow Submarine? Nevada More
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Gone Fishin’
Once I get past the initial overwhelming feeling, I have to ask myself that if this entire outfit was consciously put together, was penis shaped fishnet hole intentional? I want to say “No, nobody would do that,” but if I were to go ahead and pick someone who might….. Nevada More
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You’re Missing the ‘S’
You know what they say, “If you got it, flaunt it.” Unfortunately, you don’t got it. Nevada More
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