Polar Bear In Mind
Remember that YouTube video of the polar bear pooping in the pool at the zoo? North Carolina More
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All Shook Up
I’m hoping that sometime in the very near future, horrible Elvis impersonators will all finally leave the building for good. North Carolina More
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Petty Famous ‘Round These Parts
What do you do when your driving career in NASCAR is over? If you answered “hang out at Walmart” you are correct. North Carolina More
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Game Genie
Mortal Kombat, on Sega Genesis, is the best video game ever. I disagree, it’s a very good game, but I think Donkey Kong is the best game ever. Donkey Kong sucks. You know something? YOU SUCK! North Carolina More
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Heads Or Tails
Oh, I’m sorry miss, I didn’t notice you were half Tremor. I’ll try to keep the noise down. North Carolina More
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So Hot! Want To Touch The Hiney!
The stockings with the camo skirt and cowboy boots are hot enough….throw in that beard and i’m melting. North Carolina More
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Mad Hatter
Hey, don’t you think you’re going a little overboard on decorations this year honey? North Carolina More
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Fish In A Barrel
Dale Jr. in a Walmart…too easy. North Carolina More
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Hocus Pocus
It’s either a horrible trick or a disgusting treat. North Carolina More
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He Will Be Heard
F*** you, you look like a fat Gallagher…..and I talked to Hatebreed, they actually think you suck. North Carolina More
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Big Thangs Poppin’
This is more of a safety concern than anything else. Seriously, I’m concerned that some little kid is about to take a button to the eyes. How bad would that scar him? Honestly people lets think of the kids before we go out in public. North Carolina More
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Just What The Doctor Ordered
This is the only doctor you will ever see driving around in a 2-tone P.O.S. sitting on donuts. Also, thank you for letting me know how many milliliters there are. North Carolina More
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