No Velvet Rope Here
Two things. 1) I’m beginning to doubt the exclusivity of your V.I.P. club. 2) Until somebody can wear these pants right, I still have a ‘Very Impotent Penis’. North Carolina More
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Gym Class Hero
Maybe his back pocket is filled with a gym class of tiny freshman getting ready to climb the ropes. I don’t know, I can’t really think of a practical scenario for that hair. North Carolina More
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A Touch Of Flair
Woooooooooooo! North Carolina More
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Polly Want A Diaper?
AWESOME!!! I can’t wait to tell all my friends that I caught bird flu standing behind some dildo in line with a fleece vest covered in fresh bird shit. Do us all a favor and f*** off will ya. North Carolina More
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Bubble Yum
I would say ‘like mother like daughter’, but that only applies to the awful hairstyles and would leave those bumble gum pants out of the equation. North Carolina More
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Always Come Prepared
I guess it’s good to always be prepared in case you run into Hulk Hogan and he challenges you to a “ripping off your shirt” match. Illinois & North Carolina More
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Lollipop Guild
Someone go get this guy a giant lollipop because other than that I’m not sure he could possibly get any more adorable! North Carolina More
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Hot Potato
Hey baby, your name must be Idaho because your ass looks like a big ol’ spud, and I feel like playing hot potato!….Sorry, I’m not very good at pickup lines. North Carolina More
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Crack Is Whack
You may trust God, but please also trust me. That’s not the proper way to “sag” your pants, I don’t care what those gangsters down the street tell you. North Carolina More
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Wanna Wrastle?
I guess when you spend the majority of your day wrestling alligators, standing in line is extremely boring. North Carolina More
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What Goes Up…
You may call it gross, but she calls it multitasking. I would love to see you operate both the upper and lower levels of that machine with a shirt covering your gut….can’t be done. North Carolina More
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Red vs. Green
Okay it’s debate time people. Who wears ’em better (and by “better” we mean which one do you want to cut down at the knees less?) – Angry Red Monster or Goofy Green Girl? North Carolina More
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