Shock Value
Thanks for letting us all “Marvel” at you real life Storm. Maybe some day we will all be fortunate enough to find out your powers ran out and you electrocuted yourself. North Carolina More
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Afro Puff
You know what’s awesome about a 35 year old afro? Everything. Yeah, didn’t think I was going there did you? Think about it though, (1) afros are sweet, (2) toss on sunglasses and you are completely in disguise, and (3) she probably still gets a contact high from smoke still lingering in there from the […] More
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The Snow Leopard
Question: Was that snow leopard dress an actual dress that would have completely covered a smaller person or was it made to look like an apron so everyone can see that you match your wonder-bra and your hair? I only ask because I assume some of our fans will want to go out and get […] More
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Valued Customers
Umm, where the hell is your kid going to lay now that there is a big engine under the cart? North Carolina More
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Onesie, Twosie
Is that a terrycloth overalls onesie? I didn’t even know they sold those. I thought they were made exclusively for adults who act on children’s television shows. North Carolina More
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Feelin’ On Your Booty
Sometimes you gotta give the booty a little slap so she knows you are in charge…just not in Walmart. North Carolina More
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Home Is Where You Make It
Better watch out there buddy, you don’t wanna get wind burn on your nipples. North Carolina More
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Jaws Of Life
It’s never a good thing when your wedgie has a wedgie. Somebody go get the jaws of life and we’ll see what we can do to help. North Carolina More
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Are You Ready For Some Football?
Why does Hank Williams Jr. here keep rubbing his chest hair and following me with candy? North Carolina More
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Packin’ It On
Oh wow that’s neat, JanSport came out with a new flesh colored fanny-pack….wait…wait a minute…hold on…that can’t be…is it really?…..OH MY DEAR GOD! Someone come and stab me in the neck so I’m distracted from this pain! North Carolina More
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Rolls Royce
There’s something about women with mullets and khaki shorts that makes me horny…I mean…pull your shirt down buddy, nobody wants to see that. North Carolina More
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