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Okay, okay, I see what you did there. Looks like it’s time for Who Wears It Better: Peek-a-boo Edition. So which of these WTF tattoos would you rather have staring back at you? Personally both seem to be a little less “eye candy” and a little more death stare, but the ass-eyes just really creep me out […] More
“Ask me about my Wiener!” – Seriously though, I’m kinda intrigued. North Carolina More
I instantly thought of the Village People so I hope you’re ready for some knowledge bombs to be dropped on you. Let’s start with the fact that not all of the Village People were gay (although I’m not sure if I believe that). The group’s name derives from NYC’s Greenwich Village, at the time known […] More
It’s time again for Who Wears It Better: Billboard For Jesus Edition. So sinners, which of these two are you going to let lead you to salvation? North Carolina More
It’s not often you see it, but believe it or not, women can be just as sexually explicit as men in public. It’s a little bit tougher to explain to your kid why a woman has naked women on her shirt, but you might want to get used to that….unless you happen to be in […] More
Thanks for leaving the rest of us with Sam’s Choice Cola you dick. Dr. Thunder and Mountain Lightning taste pretty damn close to the originals, but the Cola tastes like balls. Now, if your cart would have been filled with Cherokee Red, you probably would have gotten stabbed. California & North Carolina More
Listen, you don’t have to tell me how this is a medical issue, I get that and it sucks donkey balls. What I don’t get is why we need to let that boy hang outside of our pants for the world to see? You think I wanna be walking down the aisle not paying attention […] More
A Wilmington man is in jail, accused of driving drunk *inside* a local Walmart store while carrying a gun. Officers say 25 year old Owen Stevens was riding in a battery-operated cart at the Walmart in Wilmington on Wednesday night around 11 p.m. He was reportedly crashing into store displays. Fellow shoppers also noticed that […] More
You see, what you’ve done is you have captured me in a dilemma here. I really wanna scream out in anger and curiosity as to why you have a f*cking goat in your car, but at the same time unlike most idiots, you’ve left your goat in the car rather than bring him in the […] More
Geez, I’m amazed at how many of these big ol’ beaver tails we get sent in to us! Every time I see another one more questions just pop into my head. Right now I’m having trouble wrapping my head around how he sleeps with that thing?!?! My car has those lumbar things in the seat […] More
I can’t determine if that is crudely drawn or poorly tattooed. For your sake I’m hoping it was drawn on, but if I find out it’s tattooed, well then I’m gonna send you on over to WTFtattoos.com and let them tell you that you’re an idiot…saves me the trouble. North Carolina More
BRUNSWICK COUNTY, NC (WECT) – A lot of people are used to hearing, “Cleanup on aisle three,” at stores like Walmart, but not usually, “Wedding in the layaway section!” But one area couple decided to do just that — they tied the knot at their local Walmart Tuesday. For Wayne and the new Susan Brandenburg, […] More
