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Who Ya Gonna Call?
I think I saw Slimer over in aisle 7….By the way, I’m the Gatekeep, are you the Keymaster? Montana More
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Looking Like A Rasta Boy
Maybe if you weren’t in a fog from all that hemp you could see that it says Wal-Mart and not Woodstock. Montana More
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Recyclable Goods
Hmmm, looks like those plastic bags are more useful than those fancy reusable ones after all. Don’t think you can make a sweet bandanna/sash/belt out of that blue recycled crap, can you? Montana More
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A Schooner Is A Sailboat Stupid Head!
Oh sweet! It’s one of those hidden image stereograms. You have to relax your eyes to see the sailboat. Montana More
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Party In The U.S.A.
Nothing says “I’m good with children” like a pink hat/hair combo and a toddler’s Hannah Montana t-shirt stitched onto your own creepy shirt. He wants to know if you need him to babysit on weekends. Unknown More
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It’s Like A Walmart Superhero Cape
I have to assume that this guy, in a fit of rage after a monster truck rally or tractor pull, ripped off his sleeves and then went to Wal-Mart to get a few cases of beer to enjoy on the couch on his front porch. Montana More
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