Dragonheart
“Why can’t I get laid?” – Probably because it turns out women don’t have the same interests as 13-year old Japanese boys, so you may want to try growing up a tad there Dragon Ball Z. Missouri More
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Bird Is The Word
Thanks for at least putting your bird in a cage. Second, that’s sweet that your bird helps you pick out beer. Finally, can I please join in whatever it is you got going on that involves beer, flashlights, and a bird because it has to be awesome. Missouri More
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The Verminator
So you obviously hate President Bush, but you also own a pair of camo boots? Is that even legal, because it seems like polar opposites. Missouri More
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Keep On Truckin’
You can’t get too wrapped up in that low price of produce. Don’t forget you’ve got a woman tied up in the back of your Mack truck. Missouri More
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You Won’t Like Me When I’m Angry
Really? You look like you’re starting to transform into some sort of uninteresting Hulk. Missouri More
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T-Painful To Look At
I don’t know this guy or anything about him, but I do know that if I were to have a drug dealer, I would want him to look exactly like this guy! Missouri More
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Strawberry Shortcake
So she lives in Barbie’s Dream House, uses an Easy Bake Oven and drives around in her Power Wheel; You grew up, have a miserable job and pay taxes. Who’s the goofy one? Missouri More
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Built Ford Tough…To Look At
I would never wish for people to lose their jobs, but I would absolutely love to see Ford have to shut down just to somehow make this guy look even dumber. Of course, maybe I’m just bitter because I have Pontiac across my chest, who knows. Missouri More
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Bratz Knuckles
It looks like one of those Bratz dolls came to life! Missouri More
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Grease Lightning!
I didn’t know ‘The Pink Ladies’ from Grease were still around! Of course she apparently doesn’t know Danny Zuko is not only made up, but he isn’t coming for her anytime soon either. Missouri More
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Let Down Your Hair
Raggedy Ann looks like she is gearing up for some new hair color changes. I’m partial to the light blue, but that’s just me. Missouri More
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