Missouri

Fupa doompa doopity doo, I’ve got another riddle for you. What do you get when you….rrraaaalllppphhh…oh God….aaaaggggghhhh….rrraaaalllphhhh….oh God, oh God I can’t stop throwing up! Oh God. Missouri More

Nothing like matching from head to toe all the way to the tattoos! I’d say you guys are either too madly in love or twins….or madly in love twins? Anybody wanna lay down some bets on what their kids are wearing? Missouri More

Waldo is MUCH easier to find when he’s on crack. Missouri More

Oh my God….Where is a Crip when you need one? Missouri More

♪ I did it all for the cookie C’mon The cookie C’mon So you can take that Twinkie And stick it up your, yeah!! ♪ Missouri More

The Easter Bunny did a piss poor job of hiding her Easter basket…that should really only take her a few minutes to find. Missouri More

It’s time for you guys to grab your own hoagie roll and show us what you got with a CAPTION CONTEST! Winner gets seconds at her buffet. Missouri More

There’s a snake in my boot! Missouri More

You look like a big blue poodle and I wanna kick you. Do you realize how angry with myself that makes me? I love dogs. Love ’em! And yet your little stunt here is bringing out a side in me I don’t like. Do something about it or I’ll put you to sleep. Missouri More

WARNING: Your first instinct will likely be to scream as loud as you can and cut off your genitals. Please do not cut off your genitals. It will hurt, and we at PoWM will not be held liable. Missouri More

Ohhhhh hunny listen, you can’t just tee up Beverly Hillbilly jokes like that around here. People will demolish you. I mean, feel free to wear whatever you want, just know when you toss up softballs like that people are gonna swing for the fences. I’ll be back later to check on you… Missouri More