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I can’t tell which is weirder, the ugly Christmas sweater, camo pants tucked into the boots, the fanny pack, or my man in the back rockin’ the Kurt Warner Rams jersey. I’m just kidding about the Warner jersey. There is nothing weird about the greatest show on turf. Minnesota More
There is no joke to this. You drove a f***ing car through a store. There aren’t harsh enough words to express what a moron you are. Minnesota More
Well, what would you do when your sports team, the New Jersey Devils, is in conflict with your beliefs? You lucked out there with being an Angels baseball fan though. I’m gonna guess your NL team is the Padres. Minnesota More
I keep looking at him hoping to be happy and cheery, but for some reason I’m just sad inside. Minnesota More
Thank God the Vikings lost because I don’t want to know what she would have wore if they made it to the Super Bowl. Minnesota More
Damn, look how those legs go on up and make a man of themselves. Minnesota More
Whoooooo wishes he was gangster but is a huge dork? SPONGE DOUCHE NO FRIENDS! Minnesota More
We were just about to hand out our “Most Gangster Jacket of the Year” award to fuzzy spider, but out of nowhere comes Scarface with a bedazzled necklace and the magically delicious Lucky Charms guy; even Mr. Skulls is a dark horse in this race…..We need your opinions people, this is too hard! Minnesota More
Larry, buddy, let me give you a quick piece of advice. Don’t advertise your autobody business on a crusty old 1988 red, white, and blue Dodge Caravan with missing hub caps. That would be like Gold’s Gym passing out 6XL t-shirts. Minnesota More
How does she wipe her ass?? Minnesota More
