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Just because it has an uppity name brand on it like The North Face instead of being pulled out of someone’s trash doesn’t mean it doesn’t look like shit. Sorry to break the news to you like this Puff Daddy, but you wasted a lot of money. Michigan More
Don’t forget to check out our new site, TheProudParents.com, where you can find all the parenting gold that’s out there, and if you are lucky, maybe you can find your future baby momma or daddy! Michigan More
I don’t know what the hell this is. I know it doesn’t belong walking around in Walmart and it will likely wake me in my sleep tonight, but the bottom line is I literally have no idea what this is, and I’m kinda happy about that. Michigan More
Time for another great edition of “Who Wears It Better?”. This time it’s all about grannies wearing their grandkid’s clothes or possibly grannies who may be in street gangs. Who knew hip-hop had plastic hips? So which lady are you hip with? Michigan & Washington More
You think I care that the 4th is over? Around here we celebrate America on the reg and we love everyone else that does too! Rock on Grandma! Michigan More
Why would you take Hitler’s car and turn it into our glorious flag? Because what’s more American than beating someone then rubbing it in?! Michigan More
It’s time for my new favorite game “What’s it feel like?” My guess is warm mashed potatoes….On a side note I’d like to go ahead and remind everyone to please wash the fruit you buy before you eat it. You never know who touched it before you. Michigan More
Normally I would be offended at how you’ve left nothing to the imagination, however I find myself lost in my own imagination of why that whale dove into your ass. Michigan More
Forget UFC, forget WWE, and forget boxing because this is the real Street Fighter right here and it looks like we got ourselves a 3-way death match no holds barred, no refs, and damn sure no shoes! While you may wanna take the female Kimbo Slice on the left, I’ve got $20 on the old lady. […] More
Ya know, I think I’m starting to reconsider this whole flesh colored yoga pants thing. You make a strong argument for me supporting your attempt to show me what you look like nak……..sorry for the delay. As I was typing that out my friend was kind enough to beat the shit out of me until […] More
I always wondered what those guys in the X-Games did as kids… Michigan More
