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Well it’s good to see that patriotic spirit hasn’t gone away already, but don’t you just wish you were able to pick the people who represent it so loudly? I guess that’s a complete contradiction of the U.S., but we can still secretly hope. Michigan More
Hey there dimples, why don’t you do us all a favor and unclog your dark, damp cavern and next time remember to cover up that crusty bucket. Michigan More
I was just wondering to myself what it would look like if the Dark Knight version of Batman and the nurse Joker had a baby…..which they neglected. Michigan More
I think the only way that dog could look any cooler is if someone were to give him a cigar right now. Michigan More
What the piss is that? Did you skin a bunch of cats and pin them to a jacket? We’ll get to those awful boots later, but seriously did you murder a bunch of cats? I don’t even like cats, but wow! You can’t do that! Michigan More
Listen, I’m all for service dogs, but I think it’s pretty obvious he was trying to enjoy just 1 day off! He had on his big comfy hoodie and slippers and just wanted to lay around all day and watch Animal Planet. But NO, you just had to drag him out of the house! Michigan More
It’s been a while and I’m guessing some of you could use a $100 Walmart gift card for your upcoming Thanksgiving feast so let’s do a CAPTION CONTEST!!! If you don’t know how this goes by now or if you couldn’t deduce how it works by the all CAPS and prize description, then you’re probably […] More
It looks like you tied a rope around a package of hot dog buns… Michigan More
Vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous. Michigan More
After I noticed the jorts, baby-blue wife beater tucked in to her blue boxers, and gumball flat-brimmed hat, I tried telling her to put baby pacifiers in her hair and tuck them into her underwear as well, but I guess her gullibility as to what is gangster only goes so far. Go figure. Michigan More
What the hell do you call a comb-over that doesn’t cover anything? I guess just “over”? Like your hair is over there, that’s it. It’s not as catchy as some of the other haircut names but it gets the job done. Michigan More
