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My new goal is to get so famous that millions of dumb people who hate their lives impersonate mine. Why don’t you do us a favor by impersonating him during his last minutes and go die while scarfing down a PB, banana, & bacon sandwich on the sh*tter. Kentucky More
Family reunions are tough to schedule when you run the Balloon and dart game for a traveling carnival….On a completely related note, does anybody remember the wrestling group The Oddities? Kentucky More
What? I forget stuff in my cart all the time….usually it’s a case of water or Pepsi underneath my cart and not a child, but if the kid is really quiet or something I can see how you would FORGET YOU CHILD IN THE CART…..ahhh stop worrying, all the mother has to do is return […] More
Don’t give it all away to the ladies!!! The rest of us appreciate a good creepy 12 year old’s mustache too! Kentucky More
I don’t care if you are buying all your groceries at the electronics department, I need you to answer this question honestly…..are you Powdered Toast Man from Ren & Stimpy? Kentucky More
Come on lady! I think it’s about time we get serious, okay? This is getting a little embarrassing on your part. If he is old enough for a shirt and tie then I think it’s time for him to put his teddy bear down. Kentucky More
Why didn’t anyone tell me they were doing a new aged Addams family? Kentucky More
Quite possibly the only thing lamer than being in the Insane Clown Posse, is dressing up like the Insane Clown Posse. What’s sad is I’m sure that cab driver was a doctor or something before he came to America and those turds are his fare. Kentucky More
Kinda like a cross between 1999 Britney Spears and Elly May Clampett. Now go tell your man to stop taking the ones out of your purse and throwing them at her in the middle of the store. Kentucky More
…Your state’s got a new law that says when a couple get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister. Kentucky More
Well I suppose Comic book store employees grow old and retire too. Kentucky More
What type of failed wrestler are you? And is that a knee bandana? Unless you’ve been shot in the leg, there is never a need for a leg bandana. You are never going to get your shot at the Championship belt so give it up and keep making your way on over to the Poison […] More
