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Henry Lawrence Garfield
I never expected to see “Mr. Badass” Henry Rollins at Walmart, then again I didn’t expect to see “Mr. Badass” Henry Rollins wearing his reading glasses around his neck either. Now some of you might know him from his music career, others more recently from his appearance as a white supremacist on Sons of Anarchy, but I’ll always […] More
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11 Days ‘Til Christmas!
Some people don’t have chimneys so she is just showing Santa the backdoor… Kentucky More
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Chuck Norris Made Journey Stop Believing
Do you think Chuck Norris gets sick of hearing about all these epic scenarios and things that he can do? I mean, I could sit here and question the validity of all of them, but if even 1% are true, I’d be in some deep shit so I better play it safe. Kentucky More
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What Does Everybody Want?!?
Sometimes it’s nice to put faces to the voices in your head. Kentucky More
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Opposite Ends Of The Spectrum
Well, to each their own I guess. Maybe it’s best to stick to those positions so the world doesn’t become an even dumber place. Kentucky & Texas More
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No Flash Photography
I didn’t know our little site caused people to take such drastic precautions. Unfortunately for you, our minions of fans/amateur paparazzi don’t really give a shit about the word ‘please’! Kentucky More
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In The Trash
Hmmm, I would have figured she would be buying white-trash bags! Kentucky More
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Babysitting The Grandkids
I guess when your own kids don’t procreate and give you some nice little grandbabies, you have to make them on your own…and apparently drown them in Clorox when you get home. Kentucky More
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The White Undershirt
I feel like I shouldn’t have to keep giving people signs that their shorts are too short. If you can’t notice that your shirt is sticking through the bottom of your shorts, you are either a complete moron or would be the type of person that goes golfing during a lightning storm. Plus, I think […] More
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The Boz Going To & From Walmart
Man, Brian Bosworth and his mullet still look like shit. I mean, they still look like they’d be able to beat my ass, but they wouldn’t look good doing it. Kentucky More
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The Baby Tee
I thought you were cutting the sleeves off to sew them onto the bottom of that shirt to extend it over your tire, but you kinda did a 180 on me and left me looking at your white-walls. Kentucky More