Funny, He Doesn’t Look Druish.
Name’s Barf. I’m a mog, half man, half dog. I’m my own best friend. Illinois More
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Always Come Prepared
I guess it’s good to always be prepared in case you run into Hulk Hogan and he challenges you to a “ripping off your shirt” match. Illinois & North Carolina More
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Pure Madness
When did the Macho Man Randy Savage go batsh*t crazy? Illinois More
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Crocodile Dundee
This guy looks like a Crocodile Hunter….not the vicious animal, the funny little rubber shoes. Illinois More
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Three Times A Lady
Wow! Just Wow! I mean jorts, a murse, and cornrows? Neither one of them are good ideas, yet you go for the trifecta? For starters, none of them go with anything, but those 3 really don’t go with each other. In fact, if you were to ask me to come up with the opposite of man-purse, […] More
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Run Home Jack
I guess with the ticking crocodiles and pirates around, finding supplies is tough and you have to resort to leaving Neverland to buy goods. Illinois More
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Fraggle Rock Star
I love me some Fraggle Rock! Illinois More
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Showing Some Prom-ise
Who says chivalry is dead? As far as i’m concerned, it’s not even a prom if you don’t stop at Walmart. Illinois More
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Shake It Like A Polaroid Picture
Do you understand the level of booty shaking power it takes to shred jeans? Actually, I’m not sure you could handle the answer to that question. Illinois More
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Eat Mor Chikin
Okay, I see you’re attacking the term “cowgirl” from all angles there, which I commend; however, I still don’t think that’s what your man meant when he said he liked cowgirl. Illinois More
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Dinner For One
Toss in some cat food and you have the loneliest grocery list EVER! Illinois More
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