I hate it when the muffin batter spills up over the pan like that. I usually just toss ’em out and start from scratch. Objections? Do I hear any objections? Yeah I didn’t think so. Arkansas & Georgia More
I’m totally lost right now. I don’t even know what they hell you two things with the pink plunger bottoms are supposed to be so I’m doubling down that both of you and creepy clown without makeup are just everyday weird and not Halloween weird. Arkansas More
It seems like it’s been too long since we’ve done a “Who Wears It Better?” around here! So I’ll leave this rumble to you guys. Which femullet do you think would win in an arm wrestling match for the last Busch Light? Arkansas More
Bro, you’re making it very difficult for people not to hate America right now. You’re at Walmart on a scooter with your man tits hanging out. Might as well start bad mouthing the new Miss America while you’re at it bud. Arkansas More
Is there anything worse than seeing something so blatantly fail at its only job? Seriously, these belts should be fired and then exiled from the community. Arkansas & Florida More
I like how both of you seem to be vying for the chance to become Animal from The Muppets girlfiend. So who do you guys think has the better chance of win over his soft plushy heart? Arkansas More
Sometimes in life you are faced with two equally awful choices. It’s in these times a man shows his true colors. So I say to you all, make up your mind and choose one or be faced to get both at the pizza party! Arkansas More
Maybe you should have kept your bitch on a leash when it mattered…like when it was in heat. Clearly you let that one pass and it already had a pup. Let’s learn from our mistakes, okay? Arkansas More
Asses: we all have them, yet there are still quite so many that like to show them off. While you’re looking, don’t forget to judge. Arkansas & Texas More