75% Of The Way
It looks as though you gave it the old college try getting back into those booty shorts, but gave up like 3/4 of the way into the struggle and decided it was close enough. So maybe more like the old college-drop-out try. Arkansas More
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Might As Well Be A Bullseye
Good grief, I wish that camouflage actually did it’s job so I didn’t have to gander at all that mess. Nice tattoo by the way, really sets off the beer belly. Arkansas More
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Jungle To Jungle
Ladies and gentleman, the king and queen of the jungle. Raaawwwwrrr! Arkansas More
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in Arkansas, Featured Creature, Funny, RandomWalmart Wrasslin’
If there is anything better than a reverse sleeper hold followed up by 2 for $10 frozen pizzas, I haven’t found it yet. Arkansas More
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in Arkansas, California, Featured Creature, Funny, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion, Who Wears It Better?WWIB: Hoochie Coochie
I can’t imagine where these two hoochies are going! Normally I’d say to a train wreck, but I think they’re both already there. Arkansas & California More
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Pinkberries
Special thanks to both of our contestants here today for being great sports and showing us that no matter what age, pink hair doesn’t look good on anybody. Arkansas More
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in Arkansas, Featured Creature, Funny, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion, Who Wears It Better?Bums Of All Sizes
Asses of Walmart come in so many shapes and sizes and colors and areas of the pants they pop out of. It’s quite the microcosm for Walmart and America in general I’d say. We’re all just a bunch of different looking asses, are we not? Arkansas More
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Eyes For You
Awwww snap! Look who caught you staring. Now hurry up and look away and act like you didn’t just make eye contact with a tramp stamp above her crack! Arkansas More
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in Arkansas, Featured Creature, Funny, RandomDon’t Tase Me Bro
Police approached a suspected shoplifter that had been observed by Walmart Loss Prevention. Deciding he didn’t want to be arrested, the shoplifter resisted and attempted to run. After numerous commands to “GET DOWN ON THE GROUND,” he did not comply, so the police officers offered to help him out, with the aid of a taser […] More
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in Arkansas, New MexicoConfusing Tattoos
Okay, sometimes I think people will literally tattoo anything on their body. Our friends over at WTFTattoos.com have proven that by now. So if I had a huge gun to your head which tat would you get? Arkansas & New Mexico More
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Fupa Di Don’t
Is there a FUPA season? I mean, if I had to guess I’d say the springtime due to excess winter weight being gained unnoticed but I kinda have a bad “gut” feeling that we can’t limit these atrocities to just one time of year. Arkansas More
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WWIB:Big Girls Don’t Cry
We’ve got ourselves a battle of big girl panty wearin’ ladies in this edition of “Who Wears It Better?”. Normally I’d pick the girl not in a motorized cart but history leaves me having a hard time betting on the stars and bars to win anything. Ehhh ohhh! Go ahead and take “Monday Morning Civil […] More
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